so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine
well this would have been useful last night
See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on
what a top notch addition to an already excellent post
are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night
they lived to post about it, it’s fine
Guys, Ultron was a more relatable and sympathetic villain than Thanos, because he had to experience everything the internet had to offer and then decided the only solution was to destroy humanity
Ultron is also more attractive than Thanos
Ultron had access to the entire aesthetic genius of the internet to design his body, meaning one of two things happened -
1: Ultron downloaded Pintrest to gain enough aesthetic to design his own body, or
2: Ultron paid an online artist an ungodly sum to design him a robot body in like a day
(3 that I just realized: Ultron stole someone’s art, leading to some poor person ranting on tumblr about how Ultron failed to credit their work)
lmao
